iPod Touch News, Reviews

If you wanted to know every piece of information about the iPod Touch, then check this review out:

iPod Touch, Super Duper Ultimate Review Part 3 Rated R

If you are the kind of guy that falls asleep during long bouts of digital and technological jargon, then I’ll sum it up for you. It’s good, but not great. But that’s okay, because if you wanted strictly functionality you’d be buying an iPod Classic. You buy the iPod Touch so when you whip it out, the women faint, and the fathers offer you their first born. It’s a fashion symbol, a conversation piece, a penile enhancer, it’s a Corvette, Ferrari, and Porsche that you can carry in your pocket. Don’t let a little thing like functionality prevent you from being cool!

The iPod Touch, really is a bit of a gimped iPhone, and you will be missing out on some functionality. But if you’re in a Pitbull grip by your Cellular provider, and you don’t have ten thousand dollars to tell them to take a hike. Then you’re stuck with your Motorolla Razr for another year. And no, this doesn’t describe my situation.

Here’s a list of what you’ll be missing out on with the iPod Touch (and i’ll shout slogans at you along the way):

Mail application (Why?!?!)

Safari link sharing (Uh… WHY! I guess? What is this?)

Adding items to calendar (WHY! A really dumb move. We realize it’s not the iPhone, no need to needlessly take out useful apps.)

Notes (NOOO! Think of all those important things i do that need to be written down.)

Bluetooth (So we blew it on that breaking news, we’re only human, and part cyborg.)

Screen quality (Seems odd, it’s about the same price, we should get the same screen quality.)

Rear surface (Still smudgy and scratch prone, come on Apple, lets get this resolved already.)

Some are pretty obvious, and you had to know you weren’t getting such as:

EDGE network, Camera, Maps, Weather, Stocks, Included dock.

No camera?! Oh god, my myspace facebook is going to suffer tremendous setbacks.

Keep in mind, those kids that sit in their basements hacking mad codes, will be able to get you a majority of these cool applications at some point. So don’t make fun of us basement dwellers.

For full-on banter of what you’re missing out on: iProng

Check out one of the first reviews of the iPod Touch:

iPod Touch Review

Everything is sounding great, I can’t wait for this to come out!

Would you look at all them perty pictures! Here’s a ton of high quality shots of the iPod Touch:

Perty <3!@# 

Now after you finish drooling, go preorder an iPod Touch!

If you’re wondering what the iPod Touch looks like on the inside (me neither). Then check out this link:

The Inner Workings of the iPod Touch

Would you look at all that space age material, why you could do plenty with all that stuff!